February 2009
25 posts
“Teacher: In French, to say yes you say oui-oui.
[Peter starts laughing]
...”
– Peter Griffin, Family Guy
“Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes…. What’s...”
– Ron Burgandy, Anchorman
“I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA....”
– Charlie’s “America Song”, Always Sunny in Philadelphia
“I know it was you Fredo….. I know it was you…. and you broke my...”
– Michael Corleone, The Godfather II
“Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge...”
– George is a Marine Biologist, Seinfeld
“….Your gun is digging in to my hip…. (Ace gags…)”
– Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
“Here’s the thing about cancer……. I don’t have it”
– Charlie, Always Sunny
“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!…. Harry….. You...”
– Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
“Kramer: At Brandt-Lealand, I’m gettin’ things done.
Jerry: How...”
– Seinfeld
“..That’s just Dumb…”
– Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights
“Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and...”
– Charlie Kelly, Always Sunny
“Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch’s eyebrows are actually...”
– Joey Tribbiani, Friends
“it’s so good, once it hits your lips, its so good …”
– Frank the Tank, Old School
“There’s always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it’s not so much...”
– Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
“Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?”
– Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
“Every week I’m supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot check at...”
– Creed Bratton, The Office
“Thats what you get Charlie!…. You get fork stabbed!!!!”
– The McBoyles, Always Sunny
“You know, I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think...”
– Peter Gibbons, Office Space
“Dear McGyver:
Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw....”
– Peter Griffin, Family Guy
“What did we learn this week? Well, one, thanks to me, my team is much, much...”
– Michael Scott, The Office
“He has not stopped working… for a second. At 12:45, he sneezed, while...”
– Jim Halpert, The Office
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
– Unknown Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“Never go with a hippy to a second location”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
“So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a...”
– Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
“If you ain’t first you’re last”
– Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights